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LMAO at This Meme of an Anti-Go Blog Post

https://lesbianchemicalplant.tumblr.com/post/693763317267857408/go-is-a-bad-programming-language

You can determine everything you need to know about the authority and experience of the person ranting against the defacto language of the cloud-native industry by the domain all by itself, and, you guessed it, it’s a Rust moron making the claims. The author clearly wouldn’t even know who Ken Thompson and Rob Pike even are, let alone have any actual sense when it comes to enterprise software language design.

Okay, and this idiotic claim:

Unused imports are a compile-time error (so incredibly stupid and frustrating).

Nothing says, “I’ve never coding anything significant in my entire life” than actually complaining about Go stopping you from writing shitty code that will level decades of cruft and confusion to follow because you were too bothered to be reminded not to do dumb shit like use variables from packages you’ve never imported or leave behind imports that are never used.

Besides, if this person were using any Go editor or IDE this would be done automatically, but this coding noob would rather trash the thing before even successfully coding anything in it at all.

For a bonus laugh, read all the “informed” comments and remember these are the same people who take valuable time from their days to rant on tumblr and reddit and answer “Which language do you love the most?” idiotic surveys on Stack Exchange.

The writer gives up their JavaScript script-kiddy roots when complaining about Go’s concurrency model after clearly been raised on the fucking moronic async/await model of JS that Rust also followed (finally, after they decided to add it to the language about three years after, unlike Go where it was a first-class consideration from the start).

My frustration about all of this is that assholes like this are more likely to put dumb, uninformed shit on the Web that people will more likely see than any amount of quality information whatsoever, because the people who actually matter — the ones who actually are the authorities in this space — are not really publishing a lot, they’re getting shit done that matters. As TJ says, “the more likely you are to discover someone on the Internet, the less likely they are going to be to have anything of value to say.”